December 2010
41 posts
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November 2010
57 posts
I think I know why I'm always tired. My dreams are...
I think I’m going to swear off sleep for awhile.
I had a dream there was the big organization set up to kill off families with mental disorders. It was government run but made to look like a food dispensary. If you had a family member afflicted with one of the various disorders they covered you were automatically issued free foods and medical care in their gigantic clinic.
The place was...
I try to be terribly patient with a lot of people, some of those that probably don’t deserve the consideration.
More and more I’m finding some people just have the dumbest things to say to me in a weak attempt at wit. How about you be yourself, drop the act and see if I don’t like you for you?
Baseless snark and “random” witticisms don’t do it for me unless it...
The pimp mother finally got her kids taken away. I’m only counting this as a temporary win. Cops came out Tuesday to take them. They found her oldest (16), the run-away and asked her why she had left. She told them her mothers boyfriend beat her.
They picked her up and took the other two kids.
Turns out the bloody cunt is pregnant.
Anyhow, the cops supposedly tried to piss off her...
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BABY PIG DRINKING LIQUIFIED...
I am driving all the way to Sherman Oaks just to buy a square pig.
Dear Tidy Cats,
Your litter deodorizer smells like fucking Axe on steroids. I will be suing you for this migraine.
Jerks.
My brothers brother attempted to fix my drums and brakes today. As he went to TOUCH the back passenger side it FELL off. Completely no shit, just fell the fuck off the car with no persuasion required.
NOT terrifying at all.
Only got one side done as we lost daylight by the time he had started. Doing the other side tomorrow, meanwhile, the front brakes are also pretty screwed but can hold on...
I think I found a way to make facebook way more...
I’m going to start blurting out peoples embarrassing middle school nicknames.
