June 2010
112 posts
I think I could love Sasha Grey if I could beat her on a daily basis.
Jun 17th
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jascollins asked: have you considered just saying screw the classes and just taking the GED test? I know people with bachelor's degrees who are less well-spoken than you.

If I didn't know how tight your budget is I'd suggest forgetting the diploma and just going to community college for an associate's degree.
Jun 17th
I've got three hours to kill. C'mon! It's easy! →
Jun 17th
Jun 17th
Anonymous asked: Why don't you have a diploma?
Jun 17th
Anonymous asked: If you had a Badger, a Coconut, and a new quarter what do you think you could get for the whole lot?
Jun 17th
It’s 3:30 and I now have the rest of the day off. Which is awesome because so far I’ve gotten NOTHING done. Went to the docs to apply for insurance, got told I have to mail in a form. Went to a college to attempt to get my GED and found out all the classes are during my working hours that I can’t change. Woo!
Jun 17th
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Amusing part of the ever so dull graduation was when all the kids went up, said their names and future occupation (read elementary gathering of future AA members). Most the kids said boring shit like basket ball player (my brother included), or doctor or some such. This one kid and he had to be fucking Armenian just so I would giggle like an idiot, got up there and said his life’s goal was...
Jun 16th
I had the distinct pleasure of attending my little brothers 5th grade graduation this morning. I don’t remember the last time I was THAT bored. The more I tried to put on a “We’re here to support this kid!” attitude, the more I wanted to kick his ass and bum rush the doors. First off, he wasn’t even interested in the fact that he was graduating. He had on the ugliest...
Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
The art of the back handed compliment
“wow, doesnt even look like you, in a good way though…” a comment on my new profile photo. OUCH.
Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
Seriously, Terrible song but rape time plzkthx →
Xtina in bondage gear pantomiming lesbian sex!? I’m game.
Jun 13th
I would do horrible sexy things to this girl →
Jun 13th
Jun 13th
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Not having a middle name makes me feel like a...
Jun 12th