July 2010
54 posts
lostmustard-deactivated20110424 asked: Starfish, starfish in the sky
Please don't poke me in eye
I wrote this poem because you dazzle
Never, ever do vajazzle
-Ing
Please don't poke me in eye
I wrote this poem because you dazzle
Never, ever do vajazzle
-Ing
I’m like $700 in debt now but I’ll have electricity tomorrow! and nothing else.
If I wasn’t knocked up I’d be out of Stoli at this point.
Still Moving
We soooo should have been done yesterday but by sheer luck and the amazing will to crush my dreams (thanks MIL!) we’re still only half moved in and shit just doesn’t fit in my car.
I got the keys at least and the place really is lovely. I’m finding the neighbors to be nosy and not very helpful. Is the fridge heavy? Yes! Yes it is. Now go away or help. No need to take photos and...
I’m set to move in two days. Most things are packed and ready to go. Only hitch now is the fucking DWP who won’t turn on the electricity unless I go down to their office (which is a convenient 15 miles away) with my ID (expired) with my lease (which I won’t receive til Saturday the DAY I’M SUPPOSED TO MOVE IN).
Management won’t release my copy of the lease until the...
I miss you fuckers.
Really.
Fuck The Ghetto
You don’t realize how useful the internet is until you don’t have it.
This fucking blows.
WHAT?
I just got this message a couple minutes ago… it remains nearly undecipherable.
GODDAMN IT I HATE TEXT SPEAK.
Im pist rte nw. She tld me tht th mnagr hre sed if i dnt meet w/hr nxt wk 2 deal w/my stuatn shz gna kck me out il meet w/hr bt im jst wrid tht it wnt b gd enuf
WHY ONLY SOME VOWELS!? Who the fuck came up with this?
And then it managed to get worse.
You all know about the massive roach problem, and the less-than-competent manager. There’s also the matter of pregnant me, a toddler, a broken air conditioner and 115 degree weather.
Last night was probably the worst night of my life. Much worse than being stranded in Torrance in a friends car. Much worse than sleeping out on the street the few nights my mom kicked me out.
serious shit.
...
Why yes!
I could very well be crazy. It’s okay, it’s kept many a psychotherapist in business.
It seems the boy has named the girl, though so far he’s only given me a first name. I like it, so it may stick.
lostmustard-deactivated20110424 asked: I really have to pee, but that's beside the point, because you need questions, and I am here for you.
So, uh...What's your favorite swear word?
So, uh...What's your favorite swear word?
ripslich asked: Chuck Palahniuk. which book(s)? throw down your favorites.
Depression is looming... entertain me →
listening to "Nine Inch Nails - Hey Piggy (Nothing... →
My victories are always so short lived, it’s a wonder I don’t drink more.
The manager of my current hell hole stops us on the way in. In broken sentences we’re told we need to pay this months rent or they’re sending us to collections. Wait… We paid first and last months rent plus a deposit plus an extra $25 a month because we have pets. How in the fuck do we owe an...
Is it sad that I’m terribly stoked that some automaton thinks I write like one of my favourite authors?
Is it?
Too fucking bad.
#StarfishWIN
Truthful Tuesday
• It took my cousins suicide for me to realize how devastating my own would be to my son and brothers. Not saying they couldn’t get along without me but I don’t think I could stand to hurt any of them that way.
• I have to force myself out of the house most days. I go clubbing on occasion but the thought of large groups of people kind of makes me sick. Massive random panic attacks are...
The day I buy an iPod is the day I start sucking...
Lemme Get This Straight...
I needed some off time. Away from twitter and people in general with little to no exceptions. I took a few days were I made myself sparse. Big deal.
Well… I guess it is a big deal.
I’m not one to brag, though in this case it’s less bragging and more a complaint, but I’ve gotten several not so nice messages from “friends” attacking me for “ignoring”...
I don’t give a fuck, I want a pizza.
If I could dance I’d be dancing. I’d look like an idiot, however, so I’ll just sit here grinning when I have nothing else to do.
I hope today is quiet. I don’t want to waste my awesome mood on shitty customers.
lostmustard-deactivated20110424 asked: I'm so excited you're getting a new place. Fuck that old place, yo.
Anyhow, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Was it any good?
Anyhow, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Was it any good?
While I'm in a giving mood, ask me whatever →
psst...
I’m not letting every one in on this just yet because I don’t consider the deal done until money is exchanged and papers have been signed but it looks like I got another place in the same building we wanted.
Going over there at 3pm to take a look at the other supposedly better unit and start signing stuff.
Wish me luck.
Not moving. confirmed.
If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be the girl with her head in the oven. No, not the electric one.
I was going to post a funny picture but I just noticed the apartment I was so looking forward to has been relisted on craigslist.
I’m going to … nothing. I’m probably just going to sit here and mope until something changes or we get evicted. We’ll probably be evicted since we’ve already put in our notice.
Sweet.
I keep waiting for a phone call that isn’t coming. I was supposed to go sign my new lease today and I can’t get a hold of the manager that was supposed to call me at 11am. I’m antsy. It’s late. I’m depressed.
Hold me.
I went to the funeral. Hadn’t planned on that. Talked myself into it, no idea why.
I’m bummed more than anything and not feeling all too funny so I’m sure you’ll all excuse me for a day or so.
I saw my uncle for the first time in 6 years. He was pretty broken. For once, I feel sorry for him.
I can’t say we made up, but we’re at least planning on keeping in...
There are just some things you don’t want to hear come out of an exterminators mouth. One of those things is admittance of fear, second is comparing your home (or soon to be ex home) to Silent Hill.
Okay, the reference makes me giddy but other than that… dude.
I know this place blows and all but once we moved EVERYTHING all the little bastards came out to play. My brother said the...
WHEN DID BOXES GET SO MOTHERFUCKING EXPENSIVE!?
yes, I realize I work in a place that sells boxes. Shut up.
practicalmisanthropy asked: And how is the music coming along, among all else?
practicalmisanthropy asked: Don't you hate it when you ruin your headphones by accidentally whipping them into a candle?
practicalmisanthropy asked: Is the apartment in full effect? Are you roach- and pain-in-the-ass-landlord-free?
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It bothers me that sometimes she uses me like she would a girlfriend, only her issues make it clear that she can’t handle a real one and is only using me because she likes the idea of having one.
Dear Steampunk,
Quit being so goddamn difficult! Lazy people like the style too!
Assholes.
Still kinda bummed about yesterday as is to be expected. I really appreciate all the DMs, texts and emails guys, means a lot really.
I’m still terribly sick but have to muster strength/energy. Going to go see an apartment in the next hour and a half.
If this works out I’ll have a bigger place with hardwood floors and a yard even for Jack to play. AAAAAND it’s $25 cheaper than...
