February 2011
56 posts
corruptschema-deactivated201107 asked: Will you impregnate me? I'll pay and everything.
January 2011
69 posts
There’s this stretch of road on Oxnard between DeSoto and Winnetka. Not a long stretch and even though it’s mostly empty, it feels like forever.
The first time it happened I thought it was a fluke. I drove down that way in hopes of missing a chunk of Ventura traffic. There is a point, as you move up towards the top of the hill, where there is a large break in the houses and you can...
My real name is :
Jackal Crises
en Anagram.
Also, Jackass Relic
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I don't have an attorney
but I DID design a business card for one. I even used Comic Sans as a joke.
He liked it.
I don’t ever want to be the girl in Manolo Blahniks and D&G sunglasses.
I am fucking pale.
not a fucking pail, however.
That’s just gross.
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Revised:
Today is the day someone called me an internet celebrity and I pissed myself giggling while eating my off-brand bologna lunchable.
